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Ahhh Brendan,
The sweet and sensitive man behind the camera, who is continually being stalked by a knife wielding clown with big ears.
I haven’t seen much of dear Brendan as of late, and I have a hunch it may be do to a little lady who gives good kisses , or perhaps he’s so busy drinking 43 different kinds of beer, and removing flaky people from his life, that he simply hasn’t got the time!
This is a guy who owns more instruments than anyone else I know, (and even knows how to play a few of them as well… so I am told ), his pool game is apparently up to pare enough to win 80% of his games ( I personally would be happy if I hit the 1% mark, but that’s just me mate). He wants to “Improve his ambidexterity” ( something I have had to spend my whole life doing , being a “Leftie” in a Right Hand Mans World), he wants to learn how to “Smoke Cheese”, which is something I have wanted to learn to do for years now,
unless of coarse that is some kind of drug slang I am too naive to know about, and has nothing to do with “Cheese” at all…. in which case I think I may have to pass in case my Mom finds out
And though he has a very ”MALE” typical goal of ” Come up with the world’s longest palindrome and have it recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records”, (Why does it have to be the “Longest”?! Why not just average?!), He redeems himself by having the goal of “Volunteer as an adult literacy teacher”.
to which I am hoping , that perhaps with his help, I will be able to FINALLY finish my book “See Spot Run”, and move onto “Why Jack left Jill” (rumour has it was because of “John”, but I am not buying it till I read it for myself)
What ever Brendan is up to these days, I am hoping he is happy and healthy, and having fun, all the things I would want for any of my friends.

She strikes me as a very intelligent and kind woman. Her posts are insightful, very well written, and often quite funny!

(Plus she warned me about that creepy clown standing behind me the other day. That was cool.)

Why I want to meet Mahalie

Not only does she know what kerning is, she is excited about the upcoming release of Super Troopers 2. This tells me she has approximately the same number of brain cells as me!

Why I want to meet brendanb23

1. He does a good HST impersonation 2. He likes to catalog things 3. He lives in Seattle 4. He commented on my photo 5. His photos don’t suck. 6. He knows about kerning.

Why I want to meet Kevin Spacey

In addition to being one of my favorite actors, he looks exactly like my friend, Angelo. We’re talking separated at birth here, folks.
I need Angelo to be there with me, though, because I have a strange feeling they’re really the same person!

Equation

Kurt Vonnegut plus Laurie Anderson plus hot fusion2plus a passel of marmots plus spacecraft farce caps plus CarbonHydrogenOxygenNitrogenSulfurPhosphorus plus coffee = brendanb23

Why I want to meet Rolf Harris

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport!
I have most of his recordings.
All of my friends give me funny looks when I put his music on. But it’s just so wacky and fun! Seems like he’d be a great guy to have a couple of beers with.

Why I want to meet Bruce Campbell

Of course I’m a big fan of the Evil Dead movies. He’s ASH for Pete’s sake! ‘If Chins Could Kill’ is a fantastic read… he just seems like one of the coolest people around. It’d be fun to bullshit with him.

Why I want to meet Douglas Hoftstadter

He may be one of the smartest people on the planet. And his ambigrams are just incredible! Required reading for anyone who likes to do a lot of serious thinking.

Why I want to meet Colin Mochrie

Because he looks like a pterodactyl with no wings, and he’s really super funny.


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